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Anger Demotivational Poster


BEING SUPPORTIVE OF STRANGERS - all part of paying it forward


TAGS: support strangers
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Neener - October 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
LOL
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 4:14 pm
WTF?! hahahahahahaha That caught me by surprise.
forseti - July 16, 2010, 2:40 pm
ROFL! Can't believe this myth is still alive...


MOST DANGEROUS THINGS -


TAGS: army danger
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 30, 2014, 5:21 pm
fall of 69
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 2:46 am
Nice. What year was this, or are you at liberty to say?
Airman - April 29, 2014, 7:59 pm
I enlisted in the AF. I was about to be drafted and the AF seemed a better route at the time
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 5:14 pm
Which did you serve as Airman?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:58 pm
All or those are second to an officer of any rank saying "Fix bayonets".
fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:37 pm
Do the rank translations, and this list works for the Navy, as well.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:29 pm
I've had to listen to all of them at one time or another. 5commisions
MilDoc - May 20, 2011, 7:10 pm
Perfect, Airman!


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married


RADIO OPERATORS - The deadliest thing on the battlefield is a pissed off marine with a radio!


TAGS: bang bombs hate anger usmc
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by viper21700

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:24 pm
The radioman and the SAW gunner have the most dangerous jobs in the military. The enemy sharpshooters always target those guys. Because the radioman is the link to support and the SAW gunner is the one laying down the most fire.
GySgt1811a - February 16, 2012, 4:12 pm
TeeHee! Jarhead Tankers have radios, too! "Shot, over. Shot, out."
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:08 am
Semper Fi 10-4... KF7DSA


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


WOOSA... - Before you get so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus around.


TAGS: anger management
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

CANADA - October 5, 2009, 1:30 pm
bad boys 2 rocked! 5 woosa's
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:18 pm
I understand your position though, Dre... I'm just grading on a bell-curve anymore.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 11:53 am
Yeah, I guess it is better than probably any of mine so i cant really judge, if i could revote it might go up to a four as well.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:56 am
It's not like it said "if you noticed the cactus, I have bad news for you..." or "this guy will kick your ass" - this one took talent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:55 am
Perhaps not top ten of all time, but incredibly good use of the picture... takes creativity to caption it this way.
MO - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am
"Who let the dogs out? Woot! Woot!" KER-BLAMO!!!!! Even the natives are sick of that damn song!!
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:55 am
I have made some funny posters according to me and it stopped at 3.2 where as I have made some average rush jobs that have stopped at 3.7, it's just a matter of who is on and their opinions which I value of course. Thanks for the 3L lol
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
or GHETTO-SMACK: When hitting the person who burned down your car anything will do.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
Yeah, I did give it a 3, i just didnt think that it was a top ten or whatever poster.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:50 am
or... GHETTO-SMACK: Where everything and anything is a weapon.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
The caption is actually... PRETTY good. Better than most of the sh*t that I have to reject everyday. Definitely one of the better posters. At least he's not doing the "Look what I found on the internet!" Airman move. Give him some credit for that.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
I could have said: "Dancing is always fun till someone canes you with a cactus" "3rd world version of a tequila shot" "He who removed Excalibur Cactus from the field shall be the new slumlord" But I kinda liked the Bad Boys reference. That's a nice fish
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:45 am
................I might
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:43 am
Dre... so you regularly pick up a cactus in protest?
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
The picture is funny, the caption is not.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
I find it funny. Just sayin'.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:38 am
Um, its getting voted down because its not funny.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:23 am
Oh and TY...
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:22 am
Haha... yeah I can't believe these votes... that's a freaking cactus being swung around in front of a burning car... lmao.. I'll just keep the comments up on this one to bump it so people later in the day can appreciate it's magnificence and splendor.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Oh... 5L, naturally.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Love it! But you can't release good motifakes for the a.m. shift... they're 1L votin' mo fo's. Now, I have to get back to 1L'n these crummy motifakes.


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




ANGER MANAGEMENT -




TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


ANGER MANAGEMENT -


TAGS: anger
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:02 pm

LOL5...nice
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 12:47 pm
Why 6? Use a 5L single banger and only count to 1. Technically you're still using anger management cuz you counted...teehee


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


TEMPTATION -




THE STRANGER -


TAGS: stranger in the house
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:06 pm
I hope to! We'll see if work puts a stop to it again! My fingers are crossed, but I'm not holding my breath! :)
Airman - June 22, 2011, 12:47 pm
Jake! good to see you stay around awhile, eh?
R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 12:03 pm
I figured out where this was heading about 5 lines from the end, but it still gave me goosebumps! Glad to see you're still making people think Airman! 5!


ZOMBIES -




NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice one aggy!


RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.


TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Sinisha

wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true


THAT GHANDI -




US ARMY RANGERS - When they absolutely positively have to die overnight


TAGS: army ranger war
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by RavenDarqhart

sdmfjason - November 23, 2011, 2:29 pm
Go SEALS? How's that ride on the bandwagon?
Lteve91 - November 10, 2011, 1:05 pm
My broher was going to be a ranger. 5 5tars and 5tripes to you
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:42 pm

GO 5EALS!!


RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...




PLEASE NOTE - Fines are to be paid in advance.


TAGS: danger death fines
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by steve1961

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:38 pm
Well OBVIOUSLY there's a fine. First some poor sod has to trip the breakers and scrape what's left of your fried ass off the tracks and then there's a shutdown and investigation that probably, all told, causes $10,000 or so in losses for every fried idiot
Eddygp - June 22, 2012, 10:11 am
Hilarious!


HATERS GONNA HATE - Especially if they have cooler armor.




STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


CAPS LOCK - RELEASE THE ANGER!




POTVIN - SUCKS


TAGS: islanders potvin rangers long island
Rating: 1.47/5

More motifakes by B-HO

mauser98k - April 16, 2008, 3:49 pm
and yet he's in the Hall Of Fame. huh. must mean he's better than you


UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE - Even puppets get pissed off, too.




DEPRESSION -


TAGS: anger without enthusiasm
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by forseti

Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 12:05 am

now this....is great.


FINAL BATTLE - FIGHT


TAGS: final battle power rangers
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by james

rogueinterceptor - March 21, 2009, 5:54 pm
I thought the green and white ranger were the same person, or did they mess around with another part of my childhood?
james - March 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
epic fight if ive ever seen one
RandomGeek - March 10, 2009, 11:39 pm
Sweet. Tommy vs. Tommy. The best Power Ranger EVER!


FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




THA HOOD -




ANGER MANAGEMENT - This kid shows every sign of having none …




COURAGEOUS -


TAGS: lion man pride burning anger
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

TheOne - October 27, 2012, 5:10 pm
Approved. 5L.


ROOFIES -


TAGS: be careful with strangers drink
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
For a long time.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
Actually it's the first you'll remember.


PASSION CAN HURT -




PREVENTION -




SINCERITY -


TAGS: dangerous ignorance stupidy
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by DotDotDot

Sean - January 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Hey, that's Martin Luther King, Jr. ... the quote, not the chick.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Genuis...pure and simple


ANGER -


TAGS: anger danger
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:53 pm
Earn those red wings!


Spanking -


TAGS: man spanking woman anger
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

Bolverk3778 - October 13, 2013, 8:21 am
Watch out for the return match, she'll be using the cast iron skillet that was bought as a wedding present.


I WULOD FEEL MCUH BTETER -




THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...


TAGS: bravest bravery glory danger cyclist
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:14 am
Know as 'Casualties' by the Mountain Rescue Teams in my neck of the woods. And bloody stupid by every local.
pratham - January 10, 2012, 3:02 am
They strike me more as a Adrenaline junkies.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 4:45 pm
That's only until nature reminds you again who's the boss... usually in a painful way !
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
When Your Young, You Don't Think You Can Die !
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 8:57 pm
There is a very fine line between bravery and stupidity and, to me, they are some of the least intelligent humans on Earth. But I'm not in his shoes on a bike over-looking sheer death... So he has to be a little brave !
Iconoclast - January 8, 2012, 8:39 pm
Are they the "Bravest" or just the "Dumbest?"


THE INTERNETS - It makes regular people angry. Very, very angry.




REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive




Wile E Coyote -


TAGS: coyote fan rock danger
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Bandit5906 - May 30, 2014, 11:22 am
Looks like a woman?


PROBLEMS -




MEAN GIRLS -


TAGS: bossy cute dangerous cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Reycolons619 - January 12, 2011, 11:59 am
all he said was their names but it seems like someone has some sand in his culo...
culos - October 12, 2010, 2:01 pm
Duh! Thank you Captain Bobvious
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:59 pm

ehem...he got the names right because they are the female version of their South Park counter parts.
culos - October 12, 2010, 4:39 am
This is SAD! You really can name them... Get a life, find a girlfriend you can touch, no matter how ugly it's still better than having paper cuts in your member!
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Lets see we have Kenisha, Erica, Kyley and Stanislawa


SPELLING NAZI - Strangers giving spelling jews the chamber


TAGS: strangers omegle spelling jews chamber
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by swansman and frank

aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 8:03 pm
lol, nuff said
stickyninja - September 5, 2009, 3:06 am
wow
leeebling - June 25, 2009, 9:55 am
The motifake is pretty awful but the original is very funny and for that 5 lions.
garth - June 25, 2009, 9:29 am
my gawd that is epic
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 4:12 am
Then You're not looking hard enough.
Juicepants - June 25, 2009, 4:06 am
This was the worst thing I've ever seen on this site.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Bad spellers of the world untie!


WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."




ANGER - I'm fed up with my own life, but I keep looking for someone else to blame.


TAGS: anger stress
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by jig

jig - February 8, 2012, 1:21 pm
Yep! the angry ginger driver still has alot of things to teach us !
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:46 am
Truth About Everybody !


BUNGEE JUMP - Never try it without supervision


TAGS: danger jump
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by calichi

corbett06 - April 9, 2011, 5:14 pm
in essence she has clackers instead of knockers huh?
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:11 pm
Actually, now that I'm looking at this, her boobies look like those "clackers". Just hold her up by the head and "clack" away.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:10 pm
Ok, I feel sorry for this girl. Totally disgusting, but obviously she doesn't feel that way. Well, more power to her (I guess).


ANGER - Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned ~ Buddha


TAGS: anger coal buddha
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Arkot

prochee - November 29, 2010, 1:22 pm
But what if you hit that someone? It may be worth it!


GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.




GENES -


TAGS: evil dangerous drowning pools
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:31 am
hahaha
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:30 am
The rat-monkey made me do it
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 11:20 am
Punctuation was particularly rough... now he has a period from his colon.
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 11:15 am
You had all the right intent, and a good point.... but I've never seen a sentence meander this much. Did punctuation sneak into your bedroom at night and touch you when you were young? Why the aversion to it?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 10:47 am
Was this posters text dictated by the little rat-monkey on the far left of the pic? My dog can form a better sentence.
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 6:02 am
Therin lies the pleasure; garnering unease from those effected
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:00 am
Interesting attempt at the English language.


SNAKES - More dangerous on escalators than on planes.


TAGS: snakes escalators dangerous
Rating: 3.18/5

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shinigami_cav - June 10, 2010, 7:13 pm
soon you will see a movie whit that name


VIOLENCE -




CREATIVITY - It's the wicked mother of all the bloody accidents




SURVIVAL - The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off!




TECHNICAL SUPPORT - The Ultimate Anger Management.




BYE BYE BIRDIE -




ANGER - It fuels the soul.




WHICH IS WHICH?? -




WEIGH YOUR OPTIONS - The dangers of P.M.S. vs. the opportunity of a lifetime.




INGENUITY -




BE GONE - When you show up at my door saying I'll go to hell if I don't believe as you... count yourself lucky that you walk away with your own teeth.


TAGS: biblebangers
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:38 am
Gud 1, Papa!
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 3:21 am
What could be ruder than knocking on strangers' doors to tell them their beliefs are wrong? A sure sign of poor parenting. These guys must have been raised by wolves!
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 3:20 am
What could be ruder than knocking on stranger's doors to tell them they're beliefs are wrong? A sure sign of poor parenting. These guys must have been raised by wolves!


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


ALLIGATORS -




ARMED & DANGEROUS -


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


THE GREEN RANGER - I'm new here at Motifake, but my knife is also a flute bitches


TAGS: green ranger flute knife
Rating: 1.53/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:09 pm
Wow... glad I saw this. bra-VO!
Claire - January 20, 2010, 8:46 pm
One generally doesn't make their own tribute poster.
Chompers - January 20, 2010, 8:41 pm
Might I suggest the forums? we have an introduction thread for you to use.


CHUCK -


TAGS: hero texas ranger cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

MetaShadow - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
Nice, But if they fought superman's body would never be found.


ANGER MANAGEMENT - When angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.




HELLO KITTY -


TAGS: danger cute death run cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ambslashrat - July 5, 2011, 8:55 am
hate to be that guy, but it's on upside down... yes, i hate myself now.
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:00 pm

she looks like a "squeaky toy"


Intellectual -


TAGS: intellectual overture ranger
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

lgvernon - November 2, 2014, 7:37 pm

BTW, my husband WHISTLES the WTO. A lot...and he still lives, which is testimony to my tolerance.
Cannabal - November 2, 2014, 3:49 pm
Or "A Clockwork Orange."
Silverheart - November 2, 2014, 8:28 am

I thought my ears were burning...
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:50 am
Man, ya gotta reply sooner... Silver, ya still love me?
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 12:56 am
Screw silver, this is Hi-Yo GOLD! (....don’t really screw silver)
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 12:26 am
5 Away Silvers.
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 12:25 am
Hmmm... was thinking Alzheimer's Syndrome, working for me.
lgvernon - November 2, 2014, 12:14 am

This is CLASSIC! EPIC! 5Ls Tonto!


ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.




THE MORGUE - A more dangerous place than we initially thought.




ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.


TAGS: rodney dangerfield graduation advice
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

rudeboy308 - July 10, 2011, 4:22 pm
Rodney is awesome by himself in Back to School. Then he made it even better with Sam Kinison as the crazy history teacher and the cameo from Kurt Vonnegut. The Vonnegut bit is dear to my English major heart. Thanks for 5 L's.
Arvantillian - July 10, 2011, 7:49 am
had to 5-L, for Rodney was the man, and the movie was awesome
huuddathoughtit - July 9, 2011, 11:30 am
Rodney was the man!!!


ANGER & PAIN -




I GIVE UP - because my motifake was rejected


TAGS: fail giveup epic anger
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by mathewloki

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:39 am
a legit drive by shooting...
Shaq123 - January 29, 2011, 11:16 pm
Don't Hate, Appreciate XD
TheOne - January 29, 2011, 7:35 pm
Watch Out... I Think This May Be New Austrailia 1L Poster.


GINYU FORCE - The weirdest Power Rangers you'll ever see




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: fearless dangerous
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Sean

asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:48 pm
... is not the first thing i'd be worrying about a few miles up in the sky.


IKEA SCISSORS - I guess they got you there.




SWITCH -




Anger -


TAGS: anger mark twain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 11:57 pm

Really nice one, Bobb!~~


BE WARNED -


TAGS: dangerous geezers humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - October 1, 2016, 1:20 pm
I'm too old to fight but too young to die.so the only option left is that you die and that's OK with me.
GaryO - September 11, 2013, 8:31 am
there is no 'may' in the kill aspect, there is a 'will' however... 5 rounds, sonny
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2013, 4:22 am
If you win, you'll look like a bully that would pick on an old man. If you lose, that's even worse!


SUSPICIOUS -


TAGS: charlie oompa danger candy cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great (dirty)minds
culos - March 1, 2011, 9:58 am
great minds.... #119832 Like yours, good enough for 5 chocolate bars


HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.




HORSEPOWER -


TAGS: fast jerk driver danger cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Iconoclast - January 27, 2011, 8:10 pm
Unfortunately they are easy to identify during the winter as they try to drive as if the roads are clear and dry. They do, however, create business for insurance adjusters, tow trucks and lawyers.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2011, 9:13 am
Thanks Ice
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 11:21 pm
Tis' true. 5


relax... don't do it -


TAGS: relaxation anger control
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - May 23, 2013, 11:53 am
OK...thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 1:46 am
Bra-f***ing-vo! (applause)


ADVISE - “When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.” OK, But When Can I Use This?


TAGS: anger club resolved
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by rerun

dslohand - September 21, 2012, 7:55 pm
I keep thinking "get my sandwich bitch" but i fear another headache lol 5 lumps for sharing Thanks
rerun - September 17, 2012, 9:03 pm

Saturday nights are always a little off.
Vinxman - September 17, 2012, 10:08 am
Getting ready for a zombie apocalypse, or just a wild Saturday night?
GaryO - September 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
DAYAM!!


FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY -


TAGS: f18 hanger
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:49 am
Amsome. Incredible.
Mongoose - February 10, 2011, 7:23 am
Cassuis Clay ??


A ROLLING PIN, HUH? - you know something bad is going down when the most dangerous guy of all is a woman


TAGS: rolling pin woman danger
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2012, 5:16 pm
Dude, it's because women are more ruthless than men. Plus, they don't have nay rules, just look at how they rip their faces off. At least men have a "below the belt" rule.


SENORITAS -


TAGS: latinas beauty danger women cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:37 pm

I will take my chances
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 5:35 pm
Careful down there... I hear they might have.... thorns down there. Rose thorns, perhaps?
rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:33 pm

Oxygen, must have


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: man woman anger happiness choked
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2013, 1:54 am
Golden words there, space. 5 mum lions


When I am angry -


TAGS: anger management my
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:19 am
That thing gonna knock him in the head!


DEPORTED -


TAGS: travel greencard danger rerun
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:01 pm

5L from me but dude i think you should lay off of aggy with these zingers.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:21 pm
Love it!


Meltdown immenent -


TAGS: danger warning caffeine levels critical low coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.9/5

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maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:09 pm
I Got That One .


ZORDON -


TAGS: because produceman117 has me thinkin about power rangers dammit
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:32 pm
lol that's evil, bone. I'm glad you went there. Jesus...the lactation stains on her costume would have inexcusable, though
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:28 pm
Or they could have just said she was breast feeding the other rangers
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
That's sacrilage. They could have just given her a chestplate and said "The pink ranger utilizes extra padding for optimum protection. She also always wears her seat belt, kids. Now you know and knowing is half the battle!"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Another interesting fact, they fired the girl playing the pink ranger when her boobs got too big, because of the age group they were trying to portray.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Was there ever a mauve ranger? lol
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hmmm... and named after a president that owned 26 slaves...Zordon: So what color suit do you want to wear. Zack: Oh, I still like the black one. It's fly.


COLUMBUS DAY -




TSUNAMI - A kid in Japan without a cell phone? LMAO.


TAGS: tsunami scram danger wave
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ICEMAN - March 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
What's with the frakkin tunnels lately?


MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.




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